humor
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Kill Yourself: A Limerick
Your life is a big waste of timeContaining no reason nor rhymeSo please kill yourselfFor all of our healthOr I’ll cook you into a slime Continue reading
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Six in Line
Hey man, fuck you, tooI have six in line to screwThat’s more than you do Continue reading
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A public suggestion to Delta Airlines
I flew with Delta a while ago, and the flight ended up oversold. I’ve heard that this isn’t the first time they had this problem, either, so I’ve sent them a 2-step method to prevent it from happening again: 1. Count the available seats in the plane. 2. Only sell that many tickets. Continue reading
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Moderation in online threads is nice
Brian Leiter, who only opens comments on his blog occasionally and moderates them well, posted a funny list of descriptive laws that mostly speak to this point. Public Facebook pages, Youtube comments, and so on are generally unmoderated or close enough to unmoderated that they turn into complete trash. At most people spamming advertisements, obscenities,… Continue reading
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On preparation for the Real World™ via being unpleasant
When students enter the Real World™, they will probably experience hail. This means teachers should whip chunks of ice at their students. To prepare them. Continue reading
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A new answer to the trolley problem, plus follow-up on likely outcomes
The problem: A train is going down some tracks, as trains do. I am standing many yards away. I can see the train, but I cannot get any nearer to it. The track the train is on will soon have it run over and kill five people, because they are tied to the tracks. But!… Continue reading
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I write things, mostly about philosophy, psychology, and politics. I also make music and art.
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