Your life is a big waste of timeContaining no reason nor rhymeSo please kill yourselfFor all of our healthOr I’ll cook you into a slime
Category: funny
Six in Line
Hey man, fuck you, tooI have six in line to screwThat’s more than you do
A public suggestion to Delta Airlines
I flew with Delta a while ago, and the flight ended up oversold. I’ve heard that this isn’t the first time they had this problem,
On preparation for the Real World™ via being unpleasant
When students enter the Real World™, they will probably experience hail. This means teachers should whip chunks of ice at their students. To prepare them.
A new answer to the trolley problem, plus follow-up on likely outcomes
The problem: A train is going down some tracks, as trains do. I am standing many yards away. I can see the train, but I
Giving up on communication with the irredeemably useless
Sometimes interactions with large organizations go wrong. On occasion they will communicate in a way that resolves problems. Sometimes (like with UPS) they dig their
