Paul is building a room.
The room is a rectangular prism.
Paul’s room is also magical.
The length of the room is always equal to
six metres times the number of apples in the
basket in the middle of the room.
The height of the room is always equal to
the number of apples times feet
times e to the power of the width divided
The width is equal to the natural log
of a randomly generated number x times
the number of houses in the neighborhood
times the square root of
hectacres plus seven inches.
The number of houses in the neighborhood is
ten thousand minus the square of the number of
drinks Paul has had.
Paul drinks twice as many shots as there are
apples in the basket.
The number of apples is kept equal to
the width raised to the power of x
by a magical genie.
Knowing all this, how does the volume change
as x changes?